satire
“Big Lou” and the Toasted Ravioli Cartel: How St. Louis Food Interests Hijacked the Fulton Sheen Beatification
While Bishop Tylka cites “logistics,” the real story is darker: Venerable Fulton Sheen’s beatification was hijacked by St. Louis’ food cartel. Enter Big Lou of the Toasted Ravioli Consortium, who sealed the deal with one plate of golden ravioli and a Ted Drewes concrete. Peoria never stood a chance.
