Regular Contributions
“Big Lou” and the Toasted Ravioli Cartel: How St. Louis Food Interests Hijacked the Fulton Sheen Beatification
While Bishop Tylka cites “logistics,” the real story is darker: Venerable Fulton Sheen’s beatification was hijacked by St. Louis’ food cartel. Enter Big Lou of the Toasted Ravioli Consortium, who sealed the deal with one plate of golden ravioli and a Ted Drewes concrete. Peoria never stood a chance.
Gaudete! Rejoice!
Gaudete! Rejoice! On this third Sunday of Advent, we’re halfway there. Amid the rush of shopping and screens, Advent invites us to pause, pray, and prepare our hearts for Christ. It’s not too late to reclaim silence and let God’s whisper in. Rejoice in the Lord!
Commitment and Perseverance: Paul Vaughn’s Pro-Life Journey
From sidewalk prayers to an FBI raid, Paul Vaughn’s unwavering faith and pro-life stand led to a dramatic arrest, a contentious FACE Act conviction, and a stunning 2025 pardon by President Trump. Cindy Paslawski, attending the Pro-Life Action Ministries’ 2025 Life Banquet for the Bellarmine Forum, crafts this gripping narrative with grace and grit, showcasing her talent for turning divine drama into compelling coverage.
Bishop Martin’s TLM Delay: A Vatican-Sized Pause or a Strategic Retreat?
Bishop Michael Martin’s plan to restrict the Traditional Latin Mass in Charlotte hit a snag, delayed to October 2025 after backlash and a leaked liturgical crackdown. Was it Pope Leo XIV’s quiet nudge or a PR disaster? Our latest post unpacks the drama with a satirical twist.
The Twelve Promises of the Sacred Heart: Fr. Hardon’s Call to Devotion
une is Sacred Heart month! Explore the Twelve Promises of the Sacred Heart with Fr. John A. Hardon’s insights. From grace for your vocation to eternal hope, this devotion transforms lives. Start now at Bellarmine Forum!
More on That Charlotte PR Train Wreck and a Tie to 2018
The Diocese of Charlotte’s latest PR blunder guilt-trips TLM supporters into compliance, ignoring their pain. Seven years after I warned of a ‘detente with the devil,’ the Church still sidelines traditional Catholics. Dive into this satirical update!
When Crisis PR Misses the Mark: A Satirical Look at the Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM Train Wreck
The Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM ban ignited a firestorm. Leaked statements reveal a PR disaster as Bishop Martin alienates the flock. Dive into this satirical critique of their crisis management missteps.
Pope Leo – A Clarification
Cindy Paslawski clarifies the media frenzy over Pope Leo XIV, the first U.S.-born pontiff. Far from an “American Pope” tied to national politics or Chicago sports, Robert Prevost is a global shepherd with a universal mission. Paslawski critiques speculative narratives—reposted tweets, gender debates, and political jabs—that distract from his call to unite humanity with God. With a nod to Malachi Martin’s Windswept House, she urges readers to see Pope Leo’s true role: a missionary bridging man and eternity, not a figure owned by any nation.
From Sizzle to Steak: Serving Up Radiant Mystery in Catholic Media
Catholic social media loves sizzle, but souls crave steak. Discover how radiant mystery can make faith glow with depth and awe.
Pope Leo XIV – Time Will Tell, Our Guy and Jesus’s Guy, Prayer Will Guide
Pope Leo XIV, Chicago’s own, has The Wiener’s Circle saying ‘He ate our dogs’—in Latin! While we guess his vibe, let’s chill with tempus omnia revelat and pray he stays Jesus’s guy. Join the fun, pray the Raccolta, and snag a 300-day indulgence!
