Regular Contributions
Bishop Martin’s TLM Delay: A Vatican-Sized Pause or a Strategic Retreat?
Bishop Michael Martin’s plan to restrict the Traditional Latin Mass in Charlotte hit a snag, delayed to October 2025 after backlash and a leaked liturgical crackdown. Was it Pope Leo XIV’s quiet nudge or a PR disaster? Our latest post unpacks the drama with a satirical twist.
The Twelve Promises of the Sacred Heart: Fr. Hardon’s Call to Devotion
une is Sacred Heart month! Explore the Twelve Promises of the Sacred Heart with Fr. John A. Hardon’s insights. From grace for your vocation to eternal hope, this devotion transforms lives. Start now at Bellarmine Forum!
More on That Charlotte PR Train Wreck and a Tie to 2018
The Diocese of Charlotte’s latest PR blunder guilt-trips TLM supporters into compliance, ignoring their pain. Seven years after I warned of a ‘detente with the devil,’ the Church still sidelines traditional Catholics. Dive into this satirical update!
When Crisis PR Misses the Mark: A Satirical Look at the Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM Train Wreck
The Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM ban ignited a firestorm. Leaked statements reveal a PR disaster as Bishop Martin alienates the flock. Dive into this satirical critique of their crisis management missteps.
Pope Leo – A Clarification
Cindy Paslawski clarifies the media frenzy over Pope Leo XIV, the first U.S.-born pontiff. Far from an “American Pope” tied to national politics or Chicago sports, Robert Prevost is a global shepherd with a universal mission. Paslawski critiques speculative narratives—reposted tweets, gender debates, and political jabs—that distract from his call to unite humanity with God. With a nod to Malachi Martin’s Windswept House, she urges readers to see Pope Leo’s true role: a missionary bridging man and eternity, not a figure owned by any nation.
From Sizzle to Steak: Serving Up Radiant Mystery in Catholic Media
Catholic social media loves sizzle, but souls crave steak. Discover how radiant mystery can make faith glow with depth and awe.
Pope Leo XIV – Time Will Tell, Our Guy and Jesus’s Guy, Prayer Will Guide
Pope Leo XIV, Chicago’s own, has The Wiener’s Circle saying ‘He ate our dogs’—in Latin! While we guess his vibe, let’s chill with tempus omnia revelat and pray he stays Jesus’s guy. Join the fun, pray the Raccolta, and snag a 300-day indulgence!
Judas’ Counterfeit Coin: Francis’ Error, Modernism’s Trap, and the Call to True Worship
Judas sold Christ for 30 pieces of silver—counterfeit coins worth zip. Why did Pope Francis flaunt Judas’ image in his office, hyped by L’Osservatore Romano? This “spirit of Judas,” like his 2016-2017 Luther love-in, betrays lex orandi and Eucharistic reverence, fueling modernism’s trap of treating God as a vibe. Communion in the hand risks the same irreverence. Yet, saints like Augustine and Mary of Egypt show true repentance, not Judas’ despair. Reject the counterfeit faith—pray the Rosary daily, turn to Mary, “full of grace,” for true worship. Unmask the fraud with us! #CatholicTruth
The Spirit of Judas: How Communion in the Hand Builds Emmerich’s False Church
Forte’s Communion-in-hand mandate, a felt-banner fiasco, insults reverent Catholics, echoing Bernardin’s Judas-like fraud. Emmerich’s false church rises as reverence falls. Akita warns, Fatima’s First Saturdays fight back. Stop Communion in the hand, restore lex orandi!
Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi: Bishops, Vandals, and the Liturgical Roots of Polarization
Forget MAGA vs. Marxists—Catholic polarization started when bishops turned liturgical bulldozers, smashing altar rails and Fish on Fridays. Monsignor Bandas called it “religious vandalism” in ’66, and he wasn’t wrong. While today’s prelates play Francis fanboys, their kin defied popes to sow chaos. Pass the tartar sauce and dive into the real story of a Church divided by liturgy, not politics.
