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A man in a robe points at a young girl holding a rosary, standing on steps outside a building. The scene is in black and white, depicting a Catholic theme with religious symbolism.

MAY 29, 2025 – ASCENSION THURSDAY. & ST. CYRIL, MARTYR.

Meet Cyril: kid saint, name-dropper of Christ, master of ‘I’d rather not,’ and flame-resistant (sort of). His story burns with fearless zeal. Read more!

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Padlocked church door with a heavy chain, symbolizing Traditional Latin Mass restrictions by Cardinal Cupich and dioceses like Charlotte and Tyler.

Could It Be the Hand of Cupich Driving Charlotte? Unpacking the Rhetoric of “Unity” in TLM Restrictions

s Cardinal Cupich behind Charlotte’s TLM crackdown? His “unity” rhetoric—used to padlock a church in 2002—pops up in Charlotte and Tyler’s restrictions. Coincidence or influence? Uncover the clues

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A black and white illustration of a religious gathering around a table with a central figure, likely Saint Augustine, in a Catholic setting. Several individuals are seated and standing, engaged in what appears to be a communal meal or discussion. A crucifix is visible on the wall, emphasizing the religious context.

MAY 28, 2025 – ST. GERMANUS, BISHOP.

Meet St. Germanus: miracle worker, dream interpreter, and Parisian spiritual influencer of the 6th century. Discover how he turned kings into saints—literally.

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A satirical image featuring the Diocese of Charlotte’s coat of arms on the left, with a green and blue shield, a Celtic cross, and a crown. On the right, a bishop in a mitre points dramatically. Bold text reads: "TRAIN WRECK CRISIS PR! IS BISHOP MARTIN EVEN LISTENING TO HIMSELF?" Below, smaller text references the implementation of Traditionis Custodes in the Diocese of Charlotte.

More on That Charlotte PR Train Wreck and a Tie to 2018

The Diocese of Charlotte’s latest PR blunder guilt-trips TLM supporters into compliance, ignoring their pain. Seven years after I warned of a ‘detente with the devil,’ the Church still sidelines traditional Catholics. Dive into this satirical update!

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A nun in traditional habit kneels by an open book on a desk, praying in a dimly lit room. The scene is rendered in black and white with detailed shading, emphasizing the solemnity of her devotion.

MAY 27, 2025 – ST. MARY MAGDALEN OF PAZZI. & VENERABLE BEDE.

From noble Florence to nun life with vows, visions, and incorruptible remains—St. Mary Magdalen of Pazzi’s story is holier (and juicier) than you think.

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A satirical image featuring the Diocese of Charlotte’s coat of arms on the left, with a green and blue shield, a Celtic cross, and a crown. On the right, a bishop in a mitre points dramatically. Bold text reads: "TRAIN WRECK CRISIS PR! IS BISHOP MARTIN EVEN LISTENING TO HIMSELF?" Below, smaller text references the implementation of Traditionis Custodes in the Diocese of Charlotte.

When Crisis PR Misses the Mark: A Satirical Look at the Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM Train Wreck

The Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM ban ignited a firestorm. Leaked statements reveal a PR disaster as Bishop Martin alienates the flock. Dive into this satirical critique of their crisis management missteps.

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A black and white illustration of a Catholic tribunal scene with robed figures, including a judge and defendants. A monk points upwards while holding a cross. The setting appears to be an inquisition or ecclesiastical court, with religious and judicial themes prominent.

MAY 26, 2025 – ST. PHILIP NERI. & ST. AUGUSTINE, APOSTLE OF ENGLAND.

Meet Philip: Rome’s cheerful miracle machine. Healed souls, cracked jokes, pulled ears—and people loved it. Discover the saint with serious heavenly vibes.

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A black and white illustration of a priest in religious vestments blessing a kneeling woman at an altar. A dove descends from above, symbolizing the Holy Spirit in a Catholic context. The scene is set inside a church with religious artifacts on the altar.

MAY 25, 2025 – ST. GREGORY VII.

Gregory VII: monk, Pope, rebel. He fought simony, faced emperors, and got kidnapped mid-Mass. Spoiler: he still nailed his exit line. Read more!

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Two figures in medieval attire kneeling and praying at a stone altar, haloed, suggesting Catholic saints. Black and white illustration with religious themes.

MAY 24, 2025 – SS. DONATIAN AND ROGATIAN, MARTYRS.

Sibling goals: converting each other, dodging persecution, and facing martyrdom like champs. Meet Donatian & Rogatian—brothers in faith, iron chains, and epic courage.

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A black-and-white illustration of three figures in ancient attire, one pointing upwards, another gesturing towards a woman holding a tray. A fourth figure lies on a stone slab, suggesting a religious or biblical scene. The woman appears to be offering something to the reclining figure, evoking themes of charity or care.

MAY 23, 2025 – ST. JULIA, VIRGIN AND MARTYR.

She defied pagans, survived bad bosses, and still found time to pray. St. Julia’s resilience makes your Monday blues look like a spa day.

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