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MAY 29, 2025 – ASCENSION THURSDAY. & ST. CYRIL, MARTYR.
Meet Cyril: kid saint, name-dropper of Christ, master of ‘I’d rather not,’ and flame-resistant (sort of). His story burns with fearless zeal. Read more!
Could It Be the Hand of Cupich Driving Charlotte? Unpacking the Rhetoric of “Unity” in TLM Restrictions
s Cardinal Cupich behind Charlotte’s TLM crackdown? His “unity” rhetoric—used to padlock a church in 2002—pops up in Charlotte and Tyler’s restrictions. Coincidence or influence? Uncover the clues
MAY 28, 2025 – ST. GERMANUS, BISHOP.
Meet St. Germanus: miracle worker, dream interpreter, and Parisian spiritual influencer of the 6th century. Discover how he turned kings into saints—literally.
More on That Charlotte PR Train Wreck and a Tie to 2018
The Diocese of Charlotte’s latest PR blunder guilt-trips TLM supporters into compliance, ignoring their pain. Seven years after I warned of a ‘detente with the devil,’ the Church still sidelines traditional Catholics. Dive into this satirical update!
MAY 27, 2025 – ST. MARY MAGDALEN OF PAZZI. & VENERABLE BEDE.
From noble Florence to nun life with vows, visions, and incorruptible remains—St. Mary Magdalen of Pazzi’s story is holier (and juicier) than you think.
When Crisis PR Misses the Mark: A Satirical Look at the Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM Train Wreck
The Diocese of Charlotte’s TLM ban ignited a firestorm. Leaked statements reveal a PR disaster as Bishop Martin alienates the flock. Dive into this satirical critique of their crisis management missteps.
MAY 26, 2025 – ST. PHILIP NERI. & ST. AUGUSTINE, APOSTLE OF ENGLAND.
Meet Philip: Rome’s cheerful miracle machine. Healed souls, cracked jokes, pulled ears—and people loved it. Discover the saint with serious heavenly vibes.
MAY 25, 2025 – ST. GREGORY VII.
Gregory VII: monk, Pope, rebel. He fought simony, faced emperors, and got kidnapped mid-Mass. Spoiler: he still nailed his exit line. Read more!
MAY 24, 2025 – SS. DONATIAN AND ROGATIAN, MARTYRS.
Sibling goals: converting each other, dodging persecution, and facing martyrdom like champs. Meet Donatian & Rogatian—brothers in faith, iron chains, and epic courage.
MAY 23, 2025 – ST. JULIA, VIRGIN AND MARTYR.
She defied pagans, survived bad bosses, and still found time to pray. St. Julia’s resilience makes your Monday blues look like a spa day.